Our second time waster is QWOP. The goal is to run to the 100 metres down the track without falling. To control your runner you use the q and w keys to move the runner's thighs and the o and p keys to move his calves. It's hilarious how badly your runner will hurt himself. If anyone can make it to the end of the track in less than an eternity without falling I'll give you one free internet. My current best is 7.5m.