Pig Dream

Pig Dream

Time for another time waster.  Today we're playing Pig Dream.  If you're looking for a simple yet fun platformer then this is your game.  You play a pig monk who wakes up to realize the monestary has been flooded.  Your mission is to gather up all of the manuscripts so they don't get water damage.  You also must wake up the other pig monks and find a way to remove the water.  For a pig you can jump fairly high and you have a sonic kick to defend yourself from attacking slimes, jumping fish, squirting clams and other devious creatures that get in your way.  Fortunately the controls are fairly tight compared to many flash platformers so this one wont be frustrating you due to poor controls.  The tough jumps and obstacles will be your frustration. Have fun and don't blame me for your wasted hours!

Shopping Cart Hero

Shopping Cart Hero
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Today's flash game discovery is a simple time waster named Shopping Cart Hero.  Based on the simple yet addicting how-far-can-you-go theme, this game ads extras that you can purchase with the money you get after each turn.  After pushing your cart down the ramp, jumping in, and launching yourself off of the ramp, you have to balance yourself in the air so as not to crash and kill yourself.  You can risk tricks in mid-air to raise your score.  Addons like rocket boosters and racing wheels will assist your cart while groupies will ride with you and add to your style score.  Give it a try, but don't blame me for the wasted time!.

Action Turnip

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Here's a simple little flash game to waste a few minutes of your day. You're a turnip who has to get to the end by jumping over chasms and jumping on bats. Simple but addictive. Wish there was something I could do about the intro stuff though. Have fun!